Its official...Mariah Carey is a Douche Bag

So no shit there I was...minding my own god damned business...Just reading FARK stories and I see one of the most god awful headlines ever. "Mariah Carey Blames 9/11 for the failure of GLITTER" Ok...now first off...I dont give a damn about 9/11. Honestly I dont. I'm sick of hearing about it. But I do have a problem with SHITTY MOVIES. Mariah, dear, it wasnt 9/11 that made your movie a shitty movie...It was your shitty movie that made it a shitty movie. She's quoted as saying “I released it around September 11, 2001,” Ok...I'm cool with that alot of movies were released then..Not like it was something we could FUCKING PLAN AROUND!

“The talk shows needed something to distract from 9/11. I became a punching bag. I was so successful that they tore me down because my album was at number 2 instead of number 1. The media was laughing at me and attacked me.” Of course the media was laughing at you...YOUR AN EASY TARGET! Not to mention your NUCKING FUTS LADY!

She also added that the movie was just too cutting-edge for it’s own good. “‘Glitter’ was ahead of its time,” she explained. “Today it’s ‘in’ to make 80’s music.” Ok...it may be "in" to make 80's music but its not "in" to make bad 80's music into a movie...They tried that remember...It was called DUETS! BTW I'm not just knocking you Mariah (like you will ever be reading this) I'm knocking all BAD movies. Not B-movies those are called cult classic...and the only cult that could possibly love your movie would be one trying to commit mass suicide by udder stupidity and boredom.

Alas....You know what they say..."Mariah Carey is one CCCRRRAAAZY BITCH!"

-Ashton Out

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